God put them there to test our faith. Because, you know, just believing in Jesus isn't good enough. Accepting he died for your sins? Not enough even though Jesus said it was. No no, your faith has to be tested. Why? Fuck knows, and these creatard dipshits sure as fuck won't actually know, either. "More proof that our bullshit is, well, bullshit...I'm starting to seriously wonder- NO. NO, THIS IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS DAMNATION! I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS! MY FRAGILE, PATHETIC, DELUDED BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE REALITY!! THIS IS JUST A TEST!! IT'S GOTTA BE JUST A TEST!!! NO!! I CAN'T ACCEPT REALITY!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!"
It's really pitiful when you think about it. How awful it must be to be so incapable of facing reality and wanting reality to bend to your will when reality coldly dismisses what you want and keeps steaming ahead full power. How empty and hollow and insipid and absolutely weak these peoples' willpower must be.
We all know it's gonna happen, though. Let's wait for it.
And I wonder what our local creationists have to say on the topic...
It's really pitiful when you think about it. How awful it must be to be so incapable of facing reality and wanting reality to bend to your will when reality coldly dismisses what you want and keeps steaming ahead full power. How empty and hollow and insipid and absolutely weak these peoples' willpower must be.
We all know it's gonna happen, though. Let's wait for it.
And I wonder what our local creationists have to say on the topic...
