(September 28, 2013 at 10:56 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Buncha paranoid weak bladdered bitches playing 'what if' on this thread.
No what ifs about it. However, it appears I've revealed too much of the future for most of you here. So, I'm going to take it all back.
Everything is fine.
Everything is Wonderful.
Good always conquers evil.
Love will save the day.
Peaceful negotiations and common sense will set things right.
The future is bright.
This type of belief is nothing short of blind religious faith, so don't worry, god will save us all.
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.
JUST BELIEVE IT!
JUST BELIEVE IT!
