This guy reminds me of the story recounted by the late great Patrick Moore, about someone who proved a connection between Moses and Middlebury by the complex linguistic procedure of subtracting the "oses" and replacing it with "iddlebury".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
