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I could have put this in Humor but WTF
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RE: I could have put this in Humor but WTF
Borowitz, 10-1-2013

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/bo...0%28176%29

Quote: UNITED STATES (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Tea Party loyalists fled the United States in the early morning hours today, seeking what one of them called “the American dream of liberty from health care.”

Harland Dorrinson, 47, a tire salesman from Lexington, Kentucky, packed up his family and whatever belongings he could fit into his Chevy Suburban just hours before the health-insurance exchanges opened, joining the Tea Party’s Freedom Caravan with one goal in mind: escape from Obamacare.

“My father didn’t have health care and neither did my father’s father before him,” he said. “I’ll be damned if I’m going to let my children have it.”
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I could have put this in Humor but WTF - by Minimalist - September 29, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: I could have put this in Humor but WTF - by FlyingNarwhal - September 29, 2013 at 12:46 pm
RE: I could have put this in Humor but WTF - by Zen Badger - September 29, 2013 at 9:35 pm
RE: I could have put this in Humor but WTF - by Tiberius - September 29, 2013 at 9:40 pm
RE: I could have put this in Humor but WTF - by Rev. Rye - September 29, 2013 at 10:02 pm
RE: I could have put this in Humor but WTF - by Tiberius - September 29, 2013 at 9:50 pm
RE: I could have put this in Humor but WTF - by Minimalist - September 29, 2013 at 9:52 pm
RE: I could have put this in Humor but WTF - by Minimalist - September 29, 2013 at 10:05 pm
RE: I could have put this in Humor but WTF - by Doubting Thomas - September 30, 2013 at 4:42 pm
RE: I could have put this in Humor but WTF - by Minimalist - October 1, 2013 at 11:12 am
RE: I could have put this in Humor but WTF - by Minimalist - October 3, 2013 at 11:01 am

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