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Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus?

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Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus?
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RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus?
October 1, 2013 at 2:27 pm
My personal favourite (apparently an ad lib from an extra that got him bumped up to a speaking part's pay):

"You're all individuals!"
"Yes, we are all individuals!"
"I'm not..!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus?

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Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by freedomfromforum - September 29, 2013 at 2:45 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Minimalist - September 29, 2013 at 3:14 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Minimalist - September 29, 2013 at 3:19 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Beta Ray Bill - September 29, 2013 at 3:34 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Airyaman - October 1, 2013 at 8:35 am
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Minimalist - October 1, 2013 at 12:42 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Cyberman - October 1, 2013 at 1:31 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by max-greece - October 1, 2013 at 1:47 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Minimalist - October 1, 2013 at 2:04 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by max-greece - October 1, 2013 at 3:30 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Cyberman - October 1, 2013 at 2:27 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Godschild - October 1, 2013 at 3:11 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Tonus - October 1, 2013 at 3:24 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Cyberman - October 1, 2013 at 3:33 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Minimalist - October 1, 2013 at 3:37 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Minimalist - October 1, 2013 at 4:34 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by max-greece - October 1, 2013 at 4:21 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Cyberman - October 1, 2013 at 4:21 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Cinjin - October 1, 2013 at 4:56 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Tonus - October 1, 2013 at 7:02 pm
RE: Mark 16:17-18 - The Words of Jesus? - by Beta Ray Bill - October 1, 2013 at 7:29 pm

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