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Omniscience cure all
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Omniscience cure all
October 2, 2013 at 2:16 am
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Are you all powerful, omniscient and supposedly loving but prone to fits of rage?
Are there days when you just want to drown everyone?

Do you get depressed? Can't get up on a Sunday? Have good days (when you can knock up 10^23 stars in a single day) and bad days (when a single lousy planet takes you 5 days).

Are you prone to jealousy without reason, or excessive pride or vanity?

Then you need Deity-Vit

The all new tablet just for you. Just take 2 and it will all feel much better (available in suppository form only):

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Omniscience cure all

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Omniscience cure all - by max-greece - October 2, 2013 at 2:16 am
RE: Omniscience cure all - by max-greece - October 2, 2013 at 9:27 am
RE: Omniscience cure all - by Doubting Thomas - October 2, 2013 at 6:03 pm
RE: Omniscience cure all - by Crossless1 - October 4, 2013 at 6:44 pm
RE: Omniscience cure all - by max-greece - October 6, 2013 at 4:20 pm
RE: Omniscience cure all - by freedomfromforum - October 6, 2013 at 4:33 pm

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