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Hey you all, thank you very much!

I think that I didn't got all the jokes (maybe they're on me, that's why), but that's ok!

You are cool. Stay with us. Say hello to Patricia for me. She lives in brazil. Nice body. Won't be hard for you to spot her. Oh wait...

Welcome

I've said hello to five Patricias with a nice body until now. None of them know you, Ivy. All of them called me weirdo.

If you are brazillian does that mean you are essentially a small sliver of hair?

Welcome.

One of the jokes that I did not get. Small sliver of hair? Blanka? Neymar?

And do you participate in football (soccer)?

In fact I’m a rugby player, but a huge fan of Santos Futebol Clube, too!

all I know about your language I’ve learned from hardcore

Then we'll just ignore the "Uhh, uhh, oh yeah baby" comments.

Welcome.

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Hardcore songs, man! You can skip the “fuck the system” comments!

If you are brazillian does that mean you are essentially a small sliver of hair?

I think that means fully bald. *edit* Oh wait, just looked it up, a small landing strip is possible.

Still working on a theory. Brazilians and quimiotherapy, maybe?

Bem vindo, or Welcome (for those less fortunate), from the south-west corner of Europe, aka, Portugal!

Ah.... porn, dominate, language... The perfect combo!

Muito obrigado, gajo! Sabes do que se trata a piada com a falta de cabelo? hahahaha

Hello, folks.

Well, first of all, I would like to apologize for my bad (VERY BAD) english. I'm brazilian and all I know about your language I’ve learned from hardcore and ska songs, films and series, so... I hope everyone understands what I'm trying to say on my posts. I assume Google tradutor won't help me here.

My name's Fábio, but you can call me Bio. I'm a member of the "Liga Humanista Secular" a group of people here in Brazil that tries to spread secular values on our society.
Hope to interact with you and discover what you guys think about atheism and related subjects.

Probably I’ll be using a lot of phrases that you know from fictional characters. That’s the better way I know to communicate when you don’t dominate the language.

So... hasta la vista, babies! May the force be with you.

So Former President George DUBYA Bush was at his desk in the White House. Suddenly his chief of staff rushed in and said " A plane full of Brazilians crashed"

Bush paused for a second and asked, "How many are in a Brazilian?"

Sad to say on behalf of my country, yes, he was our president.

ANYWHO, be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission and rip the tags off of your mattress.

RIOT!

Hiya Bio and welcome to AF! ^_^

I loved the 'Fight Club' reference

Thank you. And what is Fight Club?

Grandest of welcomes. I envy your beautiful women

Thank you! And I envy the men who gets them all.  hahaha