The vast complexity of living things proves that God exists (proof 1)

[Esquilax]

Don't worry though, because it also says, later on, in 6:4,497: All adherents of the Book of Ryan get free ice cream and pie anywhere, from any store. Just take it. People will understand.

I read this and all my brain saw through my perv filter was "cream ... pie". Where do I sigb up?

You're in luck: there are points at which the Book of Ryan becomes downright pornographic in describing its sexual commandments (good name for a rock band?) and on the subject of cream and pies, it has this to say:

Ryan 69:69: Do it.

So, there you go.