What Took Jesus So Long?

[Zazzy]

Well, I didn't start making art until I was in my 30s, because I always thought I'd be really bad at it and had no confidence. And then it turned out I actually like my own art and I was just being silly. Maybe Jesus always WANTED to do miracles, but he was afraid they'd be bad miracles, or that they'd backfire (oops- water into NAPALM!). Maybe he just needed the confidence that comes with maturity. Maybe you could stop being so judgmental, since he eventually did overcome whatever hurdles life threw at him and found his niche. I mean, are you going to tell me you could do all the things you can do now when you were a teenager? Harsh, Bill. Really harsh.