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What Took Jesus So Long?

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What Took Jesus So Long?
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RE: What Took Jesus So Long?
October 7, 2013 at 4:02 pm
He hopped a red eye to Calcutta and studied yoga. Duh.

Nah...since he was made up, the authors gave him street cred by giving him the benefit of age. (Age=wisdom).
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What Took Jesus So Long?

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What Took Jesus So Long? - by Beta Ray Bill - October 7, 2013 at 3:45 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Zazzy - October 7, 2013 at 3:51 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Beta Ray Bill - October 7, 2013 at 4:15 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Zazzy - October 7, 2013 at 4:58 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by freedomfromforum - October 7, 2013 at 3:55 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 3:57 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Zazzy - October 7, 2013 at 3:59 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 4:30 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 7, 2013 at 4:02 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 7, 2013 at 4:03 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by freedomfromforum - October 7, 2013 at 4:14 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 7, 2013 at 4:30 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by freedomfromforum - October 7, 2013 at 4:39 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 7, 2013 at 5:11 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 7, 2013 at 4:44 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Drich - October 7, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by freedomfromforum - October 7, 2013 at 4:52 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 5:15 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 5:23 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Beta Ray Bill - October 7, 2013 at 5:15 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Drich - October 7, 2013 at 5:33 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Beta Ray Bill - October 7, 2013 at 6:02 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Godschild - October 8, 2013 at 12:22 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Drich - October 8, 2013 at 12:28 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 7, 2013 at 4:48 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by max-greece - October 7, 2013 at 5:05 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 7, 2013 at 5:12 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Crossless1 - October 7, 2013 at 5:16 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 7, 2013 at 5:23 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by max-greece - October 7, 2013 at 5:17 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 7, 2013 at 5:34 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Airyaman - October 7, 2013 at 5:26 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 7, 2013 at 5:45 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 7, 2013 at 6:06 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 6:14 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 7, 2013 at 6:37 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Ryantology - October 7, 2013 at 6:45 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 6:43 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 7, 2013 at 6:51 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 7, 2013 at 6:57 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Faith No More - October 7, 2013 at 7:02 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 7:02 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by ThomM - October 7, 2013 at 7:39 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 8, 2013 at 6:22 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 8, 2013 at 12:27 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by FallentoReason - October 8, 2013 at 6:37 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 8, 2013 at 6:42 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by FallentoReason - October 8, 2013 at 6:44 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 8, 2013 at 6:53 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by FallentoReason - October 8, 2013 at 6:58 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Beta Ray Bill - October 8, 2013 at 4:56 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 8, 2013 at 7:01 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 8, 2013 at 7:14 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 8, 2013 at 7:21 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by max-greece - October 8, 2013 at 7:24 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Crossless1 - October 8, 2013 at 8:08 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by freedomfromforum - October 8, 2013 at 7:21 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Searching4truth - October 8, 2013 at 9:08 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 8, 2013 at 5:49 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Beta Ray Bill - October 8, 2013 at 6:15 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 8, 2013 at 6:41 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Searching4truth - October 8, 2013 at 7:53 pm

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