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What Took Jesus So Long?

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What Took Jesus So Long?
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RE: What Took Jesus So Long?
October 7, 2013 at 6:14 pm
There was no fucking moses, either.


Quote:Luke 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli,


The problem with that is that "luke" also says that "jesus" wasn't born until after 6 AD which, if you add 30 years to that was 36 AD for his alleged crucifixion which just so happens to be the last year that Pilate served as praefect - not procurator - of Judaea.

T'is a mystery...unless one determines that it is all a pile of shit and then the mystery vanishes.
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What Took Jesus So Long?

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What Took Jesus So Long? - by Beta Ray Bill - October 7, 2013 at 3:45 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Zazzy - October 7, 2013 at 3:51 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Beta Ray Bill - October 7, 2013 at 4:15 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Zazzy - October 7, 2013 at 4:58 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by freedomfromforum - October 7, 2013 at 3:55 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 3:57 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Zazzy - October 7, 2013 at 3:59 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 4:30 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 7, 2013 at 4:02 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 7, 2013 at 4:03 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by freedomfromforum - October 7, 2013 at 4:14 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 7, 2013 at 4:30 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by freedomfromforum - October 7, 2013 at 4:39 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 7, 2013 at 5:11 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 7, 2013 at 4:44 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Drich - October 7, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by freedomfromforum - October 7, 2013 at 4:52 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 5:15 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 5:23 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Beta Ray Bill - October 7, 2013 at 5:15 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Drich - October 7, 2013 at 5:33 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Beta Ray Bill - October 7, 2013 at 6:02 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Godschild - October 8, 2013 at 12:22 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Drich - October 8, 2013 at 12:28 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 7, 2013 at 4:48 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by max-greece - October 7, 2013 at 5:05 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 7, 2013 at 5:12 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Crossless1 - October 7, 2013 at 5:16 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 7, 2013 at 5:23 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by max-greece - October 7, 2013 at 5:17 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 7, 2013 at 5:34 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Airyaman - October 7, 2013 at 5:26 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 7, 2013 at 5:45 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 7, 2013 at 6:06 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 6:14 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 7, 2013 at 6:37 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Ryantology - October 7, 2013 at 6:45 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 6:43 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 7, 2013 at 6:51 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 7, 2013 at 6:57 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Faith No More - October 7, 2013 at 7:02 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 7:02 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by ThomM - October 7, 2013 at 7:39 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 8, 2013 at 6:22 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 8, 2013 at 12:27 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by FallentoReason - October 8, 2013 at 6:37 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 8, 2013 at 6:42 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by FallentoReason - October 8, 2013 at 6:44 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 8, 2013 at 6:53 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by FallentoReason - October 8, 2013 at 6:58 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Beta Ray Bill - October 8, 2013 at 4:56 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 8, 2013 at 7:01 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 8, 2013 at 7:14 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Captain Colostomy - October 8, 2013 at 7:21 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by max-greece - October 8, 2013 at 7:24 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Crossless1 - October 8, 2013 at 8:08 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by freedomfromforum - October 8, 2013 at 7:21 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Searching4truth - October 8, 2013 at 9:08 am
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Sword of Christ - October 8, 2013 at 5:49 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Beta Ray Bill - October 8, 2013 at 6:15 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Minimalist - October 8, 2013 at 6:41 pm
RE: What Took Jesus So Long? - by Searching4truth - October 8, 2013 at 7:53 pm

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