I heard an interesting theory once that said Jesus was out east studying with the Buddhists.
Most likely scenario is that he was too busy masturbating. It's hard to focus on anything but that until you're thirty.
Most likely scenario is that he was too busy masturbating. It's hard to focus on anything but that until you're thirty.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
