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Travel Complaints
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RE: Travel Complaints
I used to be a pub musician in NI, and we got quite a lot of tourist trade, primarily Americans. Never ending complaints about Irish food, Irish weather, Irish beer, Irish hotels. One night, the on-duty barman had enough and told one particularly obnoxious patron, 'Just what did you expect when you booked a holiday in Ireland, you sad, ignorant cunt?'

The man and his party left in a huff, the barman got a round of applause, and the rest of the evening was uneventful and very, very pleasant.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Travel Complaints - by Darwinian - October 11, 2013 at 4:04 am
RE: Travel Complaints - by Something completely different - October 11, 2013 at 4:17 am
RE: Travel Complaints - by Heir Apparent - October 12, 2013 at 5:27 am
RE: Travel Complaints - by LastPoet - October 11, 2013 at 4:28 am
RE: Travel Complaints - by Something completely different - October 11, 2013 at 5:20 am
RE: Travel Complaints - by Captain Colostomy - October 11, 2013 at 5:30 am
RE: Travel Complaints - by freedomfromforum - October 11, 2013 at 1:33 pm
RE: Travel Complaints - by Jackalope - October 11, 2013 at 1:55 pm
RE: Travel Complaints - by freedomfromforum - October 11, 2013 at 2:04 pm
RE: Travel Complaints - by zebo-the-fat - October 11, 2013 at 2:25 pm
RE: Travel Complaints - by Kayenneh - October 11, 2013 at 5:40 am
RE: Travel Complaints - by pineapplebunnybounce - October 11, 2013 at 12:41 pm
RE: Travel Complaints - by LastPoet - October 11, 2013 at 12:44 pm
RE: Travel Complaints - by LastPoet - October 11, 2013 at 1:57 pm
RE: Travel Complaints - by Doubting Thomas - October 11, 2013 at 3:54 pm
RE: Travel Complaints - by Jackalope - October 11, 2013 at 4:09 pm
RE: Travel Complaints - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 11, 2013 at 5:31 pm
RE: Travel Complaints - by Doubting Thomas - October 11, 2013 at 5:52 pm
RE: Travel Complaints - by Minimalist - October 11, 2013 at 6:50 pm
RE: Travel Complaints - by Fidel_Castronaut - October 12, 2013 at 4:36 am
RE: Travel Complaints - by Kayenneh - October 12, 2013 at 5:58 am
RE: Travel Complaints - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 12, 2013 at 6:52 am
RE: Travel Complaints - by Faith No More - October 12, 2013 at 8:57 am
RE: Travel Complaints - by NoraBrimstone - October 12, 2013 at 2:19 pm
RE: Travel Complaints - by Kayenneh - October 12, 2013 at 4:12 pm



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