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The Jesus Itinerary

Doubting Thomas Offline

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RE: The Jesus Itinerary

October 13, 2013 at 11:18 am (This post was last modified: October 13, 2013 at 11:20 am by Doubting Thomas.)

I thought the Jesus itinerary would go something like this:

Thursday
8 PM: Supper with homies
8:30: Hang out in garden
9 PM: Get betrayed by Judas and arrested by the high priests
9:30: Meeting with high priests

Friday
8 AM: Meeting with Pontious Pilate
8:30: Court hearing
9:AM: Meeting with S&M specialists in courtyard
9:30: Pick up cross
10 AM: Die in agony for sins of all mankind
10:01: Take rest of day off

Saturday
Day off to rest

Sunday
Move in with Dad

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The Jesus Itinerary - by DeistPaladin - October 12, 2013 at 11:51 pm

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RE: The Jesus Itinerary - by Cinjin - October 15, 2013 at 3:51 pm

RE: The Jesus Itinerary - by Doubting Thomas - October 13, 2013 at 11:18 am

RE: The Jesus Itinerary - by DeistPaladin - October 13, 2013 at 12:11 pm

RE: The Jesus Itinerary - by John V - October 13, 2013 at 12:49 pm

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