“Whilst we are generally lenient with insulting language / rudeness in other forums, this kind of behaviour is explicitly disallowed in the Introductions forum. Please welcome new members to the community in a nice manner…”
I waive that right. Bring it on!
Hi all.
I never know what to say about myself on these dating sites but I’ll give it a go:
I am a spammer... at least, according to the registration process. That’s a tough reputation to live up to but I will do my best.
Therefore, immediate thanks go to Minimalist and Tiberius for helping me get on board. It is appreciated, sirs.
I’m currently in a hotel in Hong Kong and I’m enjoying the irony of this:
Oops! Google Chrome could not find www .google.com
Awesome.
I’m British by birth so you won’t find me using words like “awesome” and I spell e.g. colour, correctly. What else?
Debonair, erudite, iridescent, pedantic, recalcitrant, indolent, insouciant, sybarite, saturnine, neurasthenic, tergiversatory, orotund and hubristic ... I can spell these words too.
Re. Religion…
I was 10 years old or younger, kneeling in a pew, and thought to myself… “what would happen if I broke the rules and opened my eyes?”. Oddly, nothing happened. My eyes were opened.
I realised that while praying, I was talking to myself.
This meant that either:
a) no one was listening or
b) I am god.
I chose a) … although I often behave in a b) kinda way.
If I become too b)-like while in your presence, please feel free to tell me so.
Cheers
DLJ
I waive that right. Bring it on!
Hi all.
I never know what to say about myself on these dating sites but I’ll give it a go:
I am a spammer... at least, according to the registration process. That’s a tough reputation to live up to but I will do my best.
Therefore, immediate thanks go to Minimalist and Tiberius for helping me get on board. It is appreciated, sirs.
I’m currently in a hotel in Hong Kong and I’m enjoying the irony of this:
Oops! Google Chrome could not find www .google.com
Awesome.
I’m British by birth so you won’t find me using words like “awesome” and I spell e.g. colour, correctly. What else?
Debonair, erudite, iridescent, pedantic, recalcitrant, indolent, insouciant, sybarite, saturnine, neurasthenic, tergiversatory, orotund and hubristic ... I can spell these words too.
Re. Religion…
I was 10 years old or younger, kneeling in a pew, and thought to myself… “what would happen if I broke the rules and opened my eyes?”. Oddly, nothing happened. My eyes were opened.
I realised that while praying, I was talking to myself.
This meant that either:
a) no one was listening or
b) I am god.
I chose a) … although I often behave in a b) kinda way.
If I become too b)-like while in your presence, please feel free to tell me so.
Cheers
DLJ
