The Jesus Itinerary

[John V]

Hey, asshole. He tells a story about a guy who gets his ass nailed to a fucking cross but tells no one anything about where he came from. Try..for once in your life...to use your imagination. Unlike you some people on hearing this bullshit story may have asked questions.

You know what a question is, right?

Questions, like... where did he come from?

Questions like.....when did this happen?

Questions like....how do we know that the disciples didn't just steal the body?

Not everyone is as dense as you and simply accepts everything they are told.

The fact that different answers are reached for all of these questions simply tells us that whoever wrote these later two stories had no guidance from "mark" and did not consult with each other when making up their own bullshit.

Except that unless you find the magical Q, it's likely that one of these did indeed have access to the other - probably Luke had a copy of Matthew.