RE: the so fallible Bible
October 16, 2013 at 11:14 pm
(This post was last modified: October 16, 2013 at 11:15 pm by Bob Kelso.)
This is a simple one OP, supposing this god existed (he doesn't) he is terribly bad at;
Editing: Man he just could not make up his mind about which bits should be included and which versions he liked better.
Budgeting: His churches just keep asking for more, guess he's like everyone else and keeps squandering it on midget-porn and the casinos.
His job: Homicide, infanticide, rape, natural disasters, famine, disease, tyrants, blasphemers, Michael Bay films, the ozone layer, Lil Wayne... the list goes on, all these things he could fix with a fart in our general direction and yet here they are.
So back to the question at hand, yeah the bible is fucked up and incoherrent at best but hey can we expect any different from this guy? If he had a complaint box that motherfucker would be brimming.
Editing: Man he just could not make up his mind about which bits should be included and which versions he liked better.
Budgeting: His churches just keep asking for more, guess he's like everyone else and keeps squandering it on midget-porn and the casinos.
His job: Homicide, infanticide, rape, natural disasters, famine, disease, tyrants, blasphemers, Michael Bay films, the ozone layer, Lil Wayne... the list goes on, all these things he could fix with a fart in our general direction and yet here they are.
So back to the question at hand, yeah the bible is fucked up and incoherrent at best but hey can we expect any different from this guy? If he had a complaint box that motherfucker would be brimming.
