And Hells come back to haunt me

[catfish]

But anyways, I still find it amusing that atheists tend to stick to a literal reading, it leads to good stuff.

Personally, I find it amusing that you feel no need to ever justify your alternate readings. As if we should just take your word for it.

I don't have to "justify" my alternate readings, they are mine. Personal and unique, dammit!

All I have to do is point out the many alternate readings and people like you come along and insist on their own literal interpretation. Aeonian is a prime example, I don't care which way you believe it was intended, just be aware of the alternates and make up your own mind.