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Revelations

Poll: Regarding the Book of Revelations found in the Bible ....
This poll is closed.
I believe that Revelations must be translated literally and that such stories of a seven-headed beast rising from the sea and the four horseman are going to be very real and exactly that.
5.71%
 2 5.71%
I believe that Revelations is partially literal and partially alligorical.
5.71%
 2 5.71%
I believe either the large majority or the whole of Revelations is allegorical. I don't believe that beasts from hell will be running around devouring people up.
11.43%
 4 11.43%
If you're left behind after the rapture, you are going to witness terrifying monsters for real!
2.86%
 1 2.86%
Revelations is the ramblings of a primitive lunatic. Stop asking silly questions Cinjin!
74.29%
 26 74.29%
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RE: Revelations
October 29, 2013 at 7:34 pm
(October 29, 2013 at 4:29 pm)Dionysius Wrote: The Book of Revelation is merely a more modern retelling of the Papyrus of Ani .

Ani, as in plural of anus?

That would make it toilet paper. Yep, that's Revelation alright.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Revelations - by Cinjin - October 29, 2013 at 1:50 pm
RE: Revelations - by max-greece - October 29, 2013 at 2:02 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 29, 2013 at 2:10 pm
RE: Revelations - by Neo-Scholastic - October 29, 2013 at 2:24 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm
RE: Revelations - by Neo-Scholastic - October 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - October 29, 2013 at 2:47 pm
RE: Revelations - by Dionysius - October 29, 2013 at 4:29 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - October 29, 2013 at 7:34 pm
RE: Revelations - by Captain Colostomy - October 29, 2013 at 8:02 pm
RE: Revelations - by Dionysius - October 29, 2013 at 11:10 pm
RE: Revelations - by Doubting Thomas - October 29, 2013 at 4:35 pm
RE: Revelations - by Neo-Scholastic - October 29, 2013 at 6:42 pm
RE: Revelations - by Darwinian - October 30, 2013 at 1:53 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 30, 2013 at 1:56 pm
RE: Revelations - by Doubting Thomas - October 30, 2013 at 3:19 pm
RE: Revelations - by Neo-Scholastic - November 8, 2013 at 2:38 pm
RE: Revelations - by DeistPaladin - November 8, 2013 at 3:19 pm
RE: Revelations - by themonkeyman - October 30, 2013 at 7:17 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - October 29, 2013 at 7:52 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - October 29, 2013 at 8:16 pm
RE: Revelations - by Drich - October 30, 2013 at 12:45 am
RE: Revelations - by Doubting Thomas - October 30, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 30, 2013 at 1:45 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - October 30, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: Revelations - by GodsRevolt - October 30, 2013 at 3:16 am
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 30, 2013 at 1:49 pm
RE: Revelations - by Darwinian - October 30, 2013 at 1:57 pm
RE: Revelations - by Bob Kelso - November 5, 2013 at 10:42 pm
RE: Revelations - by DeistPaladin - November 5, 2013 at 11:21 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - October 30, 2013 at 3:13 pm
RE: Revelations - by Neo-Scholastic - October 30, 2013 at 8:06 pm
RE: Revelations - by Esquilax - October 30, 2013 at 8:10 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 30, 2013 at 10:26 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - October 30, 2013 at 8:56 pm
RE: Revelations - by Esquilax - October 30, 2013 at 9:17 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - October 31, 2013 at 6:35 am
RE: Revelations - by Optimistic Mysanthrope - October 31, 2013 at 5:42 am
RE: Revelations - by Polaris - October 31, 2013 at 8:28 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 31, 2013 at 10:51 pm
RE: Revelations - by Ryantology - October 31, 2013 at 11:02 pm
RE: Revelations - by DeistPaladin - October 31, 2013 at 11:10 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - October 31, 2013 at 11:17 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 31, 2013 at 11:20 pm
RE: Revelations - by DeistPaladin - October 31, 2013 at 11:50 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - November 1, 2013 at 12:13 am
RE: Revelations - by bladevalant546 - October 31, 2013 at 11:27 pm
RE: Revelations - by Polaris - November 5, 2013 at 9:47 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - November 5, 2013 at 10:52 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - November 1, 2013 at 3:49 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - November 1, 2013 at 4:56 pm
RE: Revelations - by Doubting Thomas - November 1, 2013 at 3:53 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - November 5, 2013 at 11:41 pm
RE: Revelations - by Ayen - November 6, 2013 at 7:32 am
RE: Revelations - by Dionysius - November 6, 2013 at 11:18 am
RE: Revelations - by Mystical - November 6, 2013 at 7:44 am
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - November 8, 2013 at 2:45 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - November 8, 2013 at 4:04 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - November 8, 2013 at 4:07 pm



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