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Revelations

Poll: Regarding the Book of Revelations found in the Bible ....
This poll is closed.
I believe that Revelations must be translated literally and that such stories of a seven-headed beast rising from the sea and the four horseman are going to be very real and exactly that.
5.71%
 2 5.71%
I believe that Revelations is partially literal and partially alligorical.
5.71%
 2 5.71%
I believe either the large majority or the whole of Revelations is allegorical. I don't believe that beasts from hell will be running around devouring people up.
11.43%
 4 11.43%
If you're left behind after the rapture, you are going to witness terrifying monsters for real!
2.86%
 1 2.86%
Revelations is the ramblings of a primitive lunatic. Stop asking silly questions Cinjin!
74.29%
 26 74.29%
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RE: Revelations
October 29, 2013 at 11:10 pm (This post was last modified: October 29, 2013 at 11:16 pm by Dionysius.)
(October 29, 2013 at 8:02 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote:
(October 29, 2013 at 7:34 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ani, as in plural of anus?

That would make it toilet paper. Yep, that's Revelation alright.

I was kinda hoping for an Anikin Skywalker/Darth Vader segue. I guess that revelation was already shown to us in the Cloud City climactic bomb drop, though.

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It is certainly plausible. Devil
(October 29, 2013 at 7:34 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(October 29, 2013 at 4:29 pm)Dionysius Wrote: The Book of Revelation is merely a more modern retelling of the Papyrus of Ani .

Ani, as in plural of anus?

That would make it toilet paper. Yep, that's Revelation alright.

Not to appear pedantic, but from a scholarly viewpoint the Papyrus of Ani is anything BUTT (pun intended) toilet paper. Although it does do the trick in a pinch, I prefer charmin
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Revelations - by Cinjin - October 29, 2013 at 1:50 pm
RE: Revelations - by max-greece - October 29, 2013 at 2:02 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 29, 2013 at 2:10 pm
RE: Revelations - by Neo-Scholastic - October 29, 2013 at 2:24 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm
RE: Revelations - by Neo-Scholastic - October 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - October 29, 2013 at 2:47 pm
RE: Revelations - by Dionysius - October 29, 2013 at 4:29 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - October 29, 2013 at 7:34 pm
RE: Revelations - by Captain Colostomy - October 29, 2013 at 8:02 pm
RE: Revelations - by Dionysius - October 29, 2013 at 11:10 pm
RE: Revelations - by Doubting Thomas - October 29, 2013 at 4:35 pm
RE: Revelations - by Neo-Scholastic - October 29, 2013 at 6:42 pm
RE: Revelations - by Darwinian - October 30, 2013 at 1:53 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 30, 2013 at 1:56 pm
RE: Revelations - by Doubting Thomas - October 30, 2013 at 3:19 pm
RE: Revelations - by Neo-Scholastic - November 8, 2013 at 2:38 pm
RE: Revelations - by DeistPaladin - November 8, 2013 at 3:19 pm
RE: Revelations - by themonkeyman - October 30, 2013 at 7:17 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - October 29, 2013 at 7:52 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - October 29, 2013 at 8:16 pm
RE: Revelations - by Drich - October 30, 2013 at 12:45 am
RE: Revelations - by Doubting Thomas - October 30, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 30, 2013 at 1:45 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - October 30, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: Revelations - by GodsRevolt - October 30, 2013 at 3:16 am
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 30, 2013 at 1:49 pm
RE: Revelations - by Darwinian - October 30, 2013 at 1:57 pm
RE: Revelations - by Bob Kelso - November 5, 2013 at 10:42 pm
RE: Revelations - by DeistPaladin - November 5, 2013 at 11:21 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - October 30, 2013 at 3:13 pm
RE: Revelations - by Neo-Scholastic - October 30, 2013 at 8:06 pm
RE: Revelations - by Esquilax - October 30, 2013 at 8:10 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 30, 2013 at 10:26 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - October 30, 2013 at 8:56 pm
RE: Revelations - by Esquilax - October 30, 2013 at 9:17 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - October 31, 2013 at 6:35 am
RE: Revelations - by Optimistic Mysanthrope - October 31, 2013 at 5:42 am
RE: Revelations - by Polaris - October 31, 2013 at 8:28 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 31, 2013 at 10:51 pm
RE: Revelations - by Ryantology - October 31, 2013 at 11:02 pm
RE: Revelations - by DeistPaladin - October 31, 2013 at 11:10 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - October 31, 2013 at 11:17 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cinjin - October 31, 2013 at 11:20 pm
RE: Revelations - by DeistPaladin - October 31, 2013 at 11:50 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - November 1, 2013 at 12:13 am
RE: Revelations - by bladevalant546 - October 31, 2013 at 11:27 pm
RE: Revelations - by Polaris - November 5, 2013 at 9:47 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - November 5, 2013 at 10:52 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - November 1, 2013 at 3:49 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - November 1, 2013 at 4:56 pm
RE: Revelations - by Doubting Thomas - November 1, 2013 at 3:53 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - November 5, 2013 at 11:41 pm
RE: Revelations - by Ayen - November 6, 2013 at 7:32 am
RE: Revelations - by Dionysius - November 6, 2013 at 11:18 am
RE: Revelations - by Mystical - November 6, 2013 at 7:44 am
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - November 8, 2013 at 2:45 pm
RE: Revelations - by Minimalist - November 8, 2013 at 4:04 pm
RE: Revelations - by Cyberman - November 8, 2013 at 4:07 pm



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