I know that tradition says John of Patmos wrote this stuff, but - and here my prophet sense is tingling - is there anything by way of actual supporting evidence for it?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'