I thought I posted this joke here before but couldn't find it using the search function, so here goes again.
A Christian missionary was speaking to the crowd in a remote South American village.
"God is the creator of the universe and created everything in just six days!"
"Huzzunga!" some members in the crowd shouted.
Seeing how excited the villagers seemed to be, the missionary continued. "We are all sinners because the first two humans, Adam & Eve, were tricked by Satan disguised as a talking snake and convinced them to eat from the tree of knowledge."
"Huzzunga!" the crowd shouted.
"God sent his only son to die for all our sins so that we may be saved from the fires of Hell."
"Huzzunga! Huzzunga!" went the crowd.
"And God sent me here because he loves you and wants you to be saved as well."
"Huzzunga! Huzzunga! Huzzunga!" the crowd chanted.
After speaking to the villagers, the chief was showing the missionary the villages prized bull. "All our best cattle came from this bull," said the chief.
"May I get a little closer to see it?" the missionary asked.
"Yes you may," said the chief, "but don't step in the huzzunga."
A Christian missionary was speaking to the crowd in a remote South American village.
"God is the creator of the universe and created everything in just six days!"
"Huzzunga!" some members in the crowd shouted.
Seeing how excited the villagers seemed to be, the missionary continued. "We are all sinners because the first two humans, Adam & Eve, were tricked by Satan disguised as a talking snake and convinced them to eat from the tree of knowledge."
"Huzzunga!" the crowd shouted.
"God sent his only son to die for all our sins so that we may be saved from the fires of Hell."
"Huzzunga! Huzzunga!" went the crowd.
"And God sent me here because he loves you and wants you to be saved as well."
"Huzzunga! Huzzunga! Huzzunga!" the crowd chanted.
After speaking to the villagers, the chief was showing the missionary the villages prized bull. "All our best cattle came from this bull," said the chief.
"May I get a little closer to see it?" the missionary asked.
"Yes you may," said the chief, "but don't step in the huzzunga."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
