The Toilet Seat Dilemma

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The Toilet Seat Dilemma

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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma

November 4, 2013 at 10:10 am

Well... at my place the seat is always down.
Before getting together with the missus, I was already sitting down to pee.... Something's wrong with my foreskin and the jet has a 1/2 chance of going diagonal and I can only tell *after* the damage is done...
So I sit always and the seat is always down.

And it's good policy to train the kids to do the same, because... when the pee standing.... they're boys! pee-sword-fight!!

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The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Owlix - November 3, 2013 at 11:55 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 12:11 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by pineapplebunnybounce - November 4, 2013 at 12:17 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Fruity - November 4, 2013 at 12:17 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ayen - November 4, 2013 at 12:19 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 12:45 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ryantology - November 4, 2013 at 1:02 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Minimalist - November 4, 2013 at 12:20 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Michelle_Patton - November 4, 2013 at 1:07 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Captain Colostomy - November 4, 2013 at 1:16 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Whateverist - November 4, 2013 at 2:48 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by downbeatplumb - November 4, 2013 at 2:30 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Dragonetti - November 4, 2013 at 1:21 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Cinjin - November 4, 2013 at 1:32 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Raeven - November 4, 2013 at 1:35 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by max-greece - November 4, 2013 at 1:49 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 1:50 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Esquilax - November 4, 2013 at 3:47 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 10:26 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Owlix - November 4, 2013 at 1:56 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by FlyingNarwhal - November 4, 2013 at 2:56 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Owlix - November 4, 2013 at 3:01 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 3:10 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Whateverist - November 4, 2013 at 11:14 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Kayenneh - November 4, 2013 at 6:15 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by max-greece - November 4, 2013 at 10:07 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Optimistic Mysanthrope - November 4, 2013 at 6:42 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by LastPoet - November 4, 2013 at 6:45 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 4, 2013 at 8:24 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 4, 2013 at 10:01 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Optimistic Mysanthrope - November 4, 2013 at 12:48 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 4, 2013 at 6:28 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by FlyingNarwhal - November 4, 2013 at 6:35 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Doubting Thomas - November 4, 2013 at 6:40 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by FlyingNarwhal - November 4, 2013 at 6:51 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by pocaracas - November 4, 2013 at 10:10 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Kayenneh - November 4, 2013 at 10:53 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by max-greece - November 4, 2013 at 11:41 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 4, 2013 at 11:14 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 11:14 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ayen - November 4, 2013 at 11:15 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 11:17 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 4, 2013 at 11:20 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 11:27 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Kayenneh - November 4, 2013 at 11:44 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 4, 2013 at 1:04 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Faith No More - November 4, 2013 at 6:15 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Owlix - November 4, 2013 at 1:37 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Doubting Thomas - November 4, 2013 at 1:49 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Owlix - November 4, 2013 at 6:34 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by pineapplebunnybounce - November 4, 2013 at 7:10 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by pocaracas - November 4, 2013 at 7:15 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by pineapplebunnybounce - November 4, 2013 at 7:40 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Fruity - November 4, 2013 at 7:53 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 4, 2013 at 11:30 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ryantology - November 4, 2013 at 11:32 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 4, 2013 at 11:34 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 5, 2013 at 12:16 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ryantology - November 5, 2013 at 2:38 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 5, 2013 at 10:45 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Whateverist - November 4, 2013 at 11:35 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 2:38 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Fruity - November 5, 2013 at 2:39 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Faith No More - November 5, 2013 at 9:39 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ryantology - November 5, 2013 at 2:43 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Minimalist - November 5, 2013 at 3:19 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 10:06 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by John V - November 5, 2013 at 10:49 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Cato - November 5, 2013 at 10:57 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 11:25 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Faith No More - November 5, 2013 at 11:43 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by John V - November 5, 2013 at 2:21 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 5, 2013 at 11:19 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 5, 2013 at 11:50 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 11:52 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Cinjin - November 5, 2013 at 2:25 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 5, 2013 at 3:39 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 5, 2013 at 11:53 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 5, 2013 at 11:57 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 11:59 am

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Psykhronic - November 5, 2013 at 12:00 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 12:02 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by pineapplebunnybounce - November 5, 2013 at 12:34 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Raeven - November 5, 2013 at 12:56 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 5, 2013 at 12:58 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Anomalocaris - November 5, 2013 at 4:26 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 5, 2013 at 6:28 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Anomalocaris - November 5, 2013 at 6:58 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Jackalope - November 5, 2013 at 7:05 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Zazzy - November 5, 2013 at 11:28 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Anomalocaris - November 6, 2013 at 2:16 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Fruity - November 5, 2013 at 4:41 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 5:24 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Owlix - November 5, 2013 at 8:30 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Anomalocaris - November 5, 2013 at 8:43 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 8:50 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 5, 2013 at 10:53 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 5, 2013 at 11:02 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 5, 2013 at 11:10 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 5, 2013 at 11:17 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 11:18 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Fruity - November 5, 2013 at 11:24 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 6, 2013 at 12:29 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Ayen - November 6, 2013 at 1:39 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 6, 2013 at 12:58 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 6, 2013 at 1:05 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 6, 2013 at 1:12 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Mystical - November 6, 2013 at 1:21 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Walking Void - November 6, 2013 at 2:06 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 6, 2013 at 6:56 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Minimalist - November 6, 2013 at 6:59 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by My imaginary friend is GOD - November 6, 2013 at 7:10 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by Clueless Morgan - November 6, 2013 at 7:22 pm

RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma - by My imaginary friend is GOD - November 6, 2013 at 7:25 pm

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