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[Angrboda]

See, biscuits mean something totally different where I come from. In 'Merica they're like dumplings. You butter those biscuits or you put gravy on them.. You fruit jam them or you slather honey on em. Some people butter them then honey stick em. You peanutbutter them or you stick a sausage in there with some eggs. Bacon is good too. Where's the Bacon? Biscuits are far higher on the totem pole than mere cookies. And given the choice between two cookies I've never tried before : Im going to go with TimTams. In conclusion, stop trying to shove your biscuits down peoples throats! Not everyone likes that.

Oh fuck, now I gotta go masturbate again.