Revelations

[Bob Kelso]

There are two aren't there? The O.T. God and the N.T. God.. I mean they are clearly completely different characters!

Funny how Christians claim that N.T. god doesn't intervene in mortal affairs... except when he does in the O.T.. You know; plague, smiting, speaking with prophets, setting plants on fire, wrestling with people and breaking their hips when he loses (talk about a sore loser), answering bald prophets prayers for wildlife to destroy teenagers (here there be bears folks), not to mention the goddamned obliteration of Sodom & Gomorrah (to be fair he told Lot to tell his wife not to look but I'll be damned she just had to turn around and see god taking a nuclear dump on the citiy so god just had to turn her into salt because one simply doesn't look upon the holy cheeks), and the fucking flood.

But he doesn't intervene.