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This couple is way to christian
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RE: This couple is way to christian
November 7, 2013 at 5:35 pm
(November 7, 2013 at 5:09 pm)whateverist Wrote: They make sex seem kinky and dirty. I think I would like that.
According to one pastor I know, sex in marriage should only ever be gentle, slow, and boring. During a sermon he once paralleled his description with the scene in Dances With Wolves® where Kevin Costner is boning (paraphrase) his new bride while her father stands there in the room wearing a fur parka. I approached him after the sermon and I asked which part was more holy, the slow movements, or the fur-covered voyeuristic father in the room with them. To this day, when my wife gives me a bedroom cue I ask her, "Should we invite your dad and tell him to wear his pimp coat?" Good times Cheers!
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This couple is way to christian

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This couple is way to christian - by Lemonvariable72 - November 6, 2013 at 2:21 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Ayen - November 6, 2013 at 2:25 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by freedomfromforum - November 6, 2013 at 2:25 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Lemonvariable72 - November 6, 2013 at 2:28 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Walking Void - November 6, 2013 at 2:31 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Crossless1 - November 6, 2013 at 2:40 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Esquilax - November 6, 2013 at 2:56 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by freedomfromforum - November 6, 2013 at 2:48 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by downbeatplumb - November 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by freedomfromforum - November 6, 2013 at 3:36 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Doubting Thomas - November 6, 2013 at 3:33 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Tonus - November 7, 2013 at 11:36 am
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Lemonvariable72 - November 7, 2013 at 1:16 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Rev. Rye - November 13, 2013 at 9:53 am
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Doubting Thomas - November 6, 2013 at 5:13 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Fruity - November 6, 2013 at 5:14 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Jackalope - November 6, 2013 at 5:16 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Jackalope - November 6, 2013 at 5:14 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Lemonvariable72 - November 6, 2013 at 5:17 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Minimalist - November 7, 2013 at 11:09 am
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Ayen - November 8, 2013 at 7:10 am
RE: This couple is way to christian - by max-greece - November 6, 2013 at 5:58 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Walking Void - November 6, 2013 at 6:11 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Doubting Thomas - November 7, 2013 at 11:03 am
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Minimalist - November 7, 2013 at 11:41 am
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Doubting Thomas - November 7, 2013 at 2:31 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Minimalist - November 7, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Whateverist - November 7, 2013 at 5:09 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by freedomfromforum - November 7, 2013 at 5:35 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Cato - November 7, 2013 at 5:47 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by StuW - November 7, 2013 at 6:05 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by freedomfromforum - November 7, 2013 at 6:10 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Anomalocaris - November 7, 2013 at 6:45 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Walking Void - November 7, 2013 at 8:04 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Lemonvariable72 - November 7, 2013 at 8:38 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by kılıç_mehmet - November 7, 2013 at 8:26 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Tonus - November 8, 2013 at 7:14 am
RE: This couple is way to christian - by kılıç_mehmet - November 9, 2013 at 11:48 pm
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Walking Void - November 8, 2013 at 8:54 am
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Fidel_Castronaut - November 8, 2013 at 9:27 am
RE: This couple is way to christian - by *Deidre* - November 13, 2013 at 9:44 am
RE: This couple is way to christian - by KichigaiNeko - November 13, 2013 at 9:51 am
RE: This couple is way to christian - by Doubting Thomas - November 13, 2013 at 10:21 am

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