RE: This couple is way to christian
November 7, 2013 at 5:35 pm
(November 7, 2013 at 5:09 pm)whateverist Wrote: They make sex seem kinky and dirty. I think I would like that.
According to one pastor I know, sex in marriage should only ever be gentle, slow, and boring. During a sermon he once paralleled his description with the scene in Dances With Wolves® where Kevin Costner is boning (paraphrase) his new bride while her father stands there in the room wearing a fur parka. I approached him after the sermon and I asked which part was more holy, the slow movements, or the fur-covered voyeuristic father in the room with them. To this day, when my wife gives me a bedroom cue I ask her, "Should we invite your dad and tell him to wear his pimp coat?" Good times