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Jesus is ______.

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RE: Jesus is ______.

November 12, 2013 at 8:20 am

(November 12, 2013 at 1:55 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is the One who prevents prostitutes from being stoned by angry mobs.

lol.

Surely you're taking the piss right?

Jesus is in me...right now...penetrating me. Soothing me with his sweet nothings and his promises of eternal life.

Jesus is coming, right now, and he's not sheathed his sword.

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Jesus is ______. - by Lemonvariable72 - November 11, 2013 at 1:23 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by c172 - November 11, 2013 at 1:26 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lemonvariable72 - November 11, 2013 at 1:36 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Angrboda - November 11, 2013 at 1:27 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by max-greece - November 11, 2013 at 1:40 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Jackalope - November 11, 2013 at 1:53 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 1:56 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 11, 2013 at 1:59 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 2:08 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 11, 2013 at 2:10 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by MitchBenn - November 11, 2013 at 7:25 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 2:12 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 11, 2013 at 2:17 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 2:17 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 11, 2013 at 2:27 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Jackalope - November 11, 2013 at 2:19 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Minimalist - November 11, 2013 at 2:20 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 2:22 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Owlix - November 11, 2013 at 2:30 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 2:30 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Angrboda - November 11, 2013 at 2:48 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 2:50 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Angrboda - November 11, 2013 at 2:53 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by FallentoReason - November 11, 2013 at 2:56 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 11, 2013 at 2:57 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 3:00 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Angrboda - November 11, 2013 at 3:00 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by FallentoReason - November 11, 2013 at 3:02 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Angrboda - November 11, 2013 at 3:04 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by FallentoReason - November 11, 2013 at 3:05 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Minimalist - November 11, 2013 at 12:25 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Angrboda - November 11, 2013 at 2:12 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lemonvariable72 - November 11, 2013 at 2:18 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Angrboda - November 11, 2013 at 2:23 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 3:04 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 3:09 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 11, 2013 at 3:11 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Jackalope - November 11, 2013 at 3:11 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 3:13 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 11, 2013 at 3:17 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 3:20 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lemonvariable72 - November 11, 2013 at 3:21 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by catfish - November 11, 2013 at 3:24 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 3:31 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Esquilax - November 11, 2013 at 3:56 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lemonvariable72 - November 11, 2013 at 4:10 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Jackalope - November 11, 2013 at 4:04 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Ayen - November 11, 2013 at 4:43 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Esquilax - November 11, 2013 at 4:45 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Ayen - November 11, 2013 at 7:16 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by max-greece - November 11, 2013 at 5:08 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by bennyboy - November 11, 2013 at 5:27 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 6:19 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Esquilax - November 11, 2013 at 6:41 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by pocaracas - November 11, 2013 at 6:55 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Zen Badger - November 11, 2013 at 8:25 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Fidel_Castronaut - November 11, 2013 at 9:35 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Psykhronic - November 11, 2013 at 8:26 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Captain Colostomy - November 11, 2013 at 11:50 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Katie23 - November 11, 2013 at 12:14 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 4:46 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by TheBeardedDude - November 11, 2013 at 5:14 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Ayen - November 11, 2013 at 5:16 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by TheBeardedDude - November 11, 2013 at 5:18 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by max-greece - November 11, 2013 at 5:54 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 11, 2013 at 5:19 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by TheBeardedDude - November 11, 2013 at 5:21 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Jackalope - November 11, 2013 at 5:32 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 11, 2013 at 5:35 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 5:57 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Esquilax - November 11, 2013 at 5:59 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 11, 2013 at 6:21 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Captain Colostomy - November 11, 2013 at 6:06 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Jackalope - November 11, 2013 at 6:33 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 7:37 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Esquilax - November 11, 2013 at 7:47 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 8:09 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Esquilax - November 11, 2013 at 8:10 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by catfish - November 11, 2013 at 8:12 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 8:33 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Esquilax - November 11, 2013 at 8:35 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by MitchBenn - November 12, 2013 at 2:19 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by max-greece - November 12, 2013 at 3:11 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 8:42 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Esquilax - November 11, 2013 at 8:45 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 9:19 pm

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RE: Jesus is ______. - by Bob Kelso - November 11, 2013 at 9:48 pm

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RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 9:42 pm

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RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 9:50 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Bob Kelso - November 11, 2013 at 9:51 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 11, 2013 at 10:04 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by TheBeardedDude - November 11, 2013 at 10:05 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by FallentoReason - November 11, 2013 at 10:30 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Creed of Heresy - November 11, 2013 at 11:26 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 11, 2013 at 11:29 pm

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RE: Jesus is ______. - by FallentoReason - November 11, 2013 at 11:42 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Cinjin - November 12, 2013 at 12:04 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 12, 2013 at 12:28 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Esquilax - November 12, 2013 at 12:32 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 12, 2013 at 12:59 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by The Valkyrie - November 12, 2013 at 12:47 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 12, 2013 at 12:57 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Esquilax - November 12, 2013 at 1:02 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by The Valkyrie - November 12, 2013 at 1:11 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 12, 2013 at 1:10 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 12, 2013 at 1:12 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 12, 2013 at 1:21 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Captain Colostomy - November 12, 2013 at 1:19 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 12, 2013 at 1:20 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Esquilax - November 12, 2013 at 1:29 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by The Valkyrie - November 12, 2013 at 1:52 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Bipolar Bob - November 12, 2013 at 7:49 pm

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 12, 2013 at 1:22 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Jackalope - November 12, 2013 at 1:26 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 12, 2013 at 1:29 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by The Valkyrie - November 12, 2013 at 1:30 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 12, 2013 at 1:35 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Jackalope - November 12, 2013 at 1:36 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 12, 2013 at 1:42 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 12, 2013 at 1:38 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 12, 2013 at 1:46 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Captain Colostomy - November 12, 2013 at 1:50 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 12, 2013 at 1:51 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Jackalope - November 12, 2013 at 1:50 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 12, 2013 at 1:51 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 12, 2013 at 1:55 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by FallentoReason - November 12, 2013 at 1:57 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by freedomfromforum - November 12, 2013 at 2:10 am

RE: Jesus is ______. - by Fidel_Castronaut - November 12, 2013 at 8:20 am

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RE: Jesus is ______. - by Lion IRC - November 12, 2013 at 2:01 am

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