Terrible Atheist Argument #1

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Terrible Atheist Argument #1

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RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1

November 13, 2013 at 5:55 am

We can use the MGB to prove god doesn't exist.

If an MGB is the greatest entity that can be conceived then I present to you Eric the god eating aardvark.

If your god exists then by your definition Eric also exists since being capable of eating gods he is greater than your god.

If Eric exists then your god has been eaten by him and he therefore does not exist.

If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.

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Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - November 6, 2013 at 10:42 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Minimalist - November 6, 2013 at 11:08 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Sejanus - November 6, 2013 at 11:26 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Brakeman - November 6, 2013 at 11:33 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - November 12, 2013 at 10:18 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Esquilax - November 12, 2013 at 10:50 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Ryantology - November 13, 2013 at 3:02 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Bob Kelso - November 6, 2013 at 11:37 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Ryantology - November 7, 2013 at 1:09 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by max-greece - November 7, 2013 at 2:15 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Esquilax - November 7, 2013 at 5:13 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by pocaracas - November 7, 2013 at 6:51 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 7, 2013 at 10:35 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Minimalist - November 7, 2013 at 4:23 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by WesOlsen - November 7, 2013 at 3:02 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by catfish - November 7, 2013 at 3:16 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by downbeatplumb - November 7, 2013 at 3:20 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by catfish - November 7, 2013 at 3:22 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Ayen - November 7, 2013 at 3:43 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - November 7, 2013 at 3:07 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Angrboda - November 9, 2013 at 3:08 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Esquilax - November 9, 2013 at 3:13 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Ayen - November 9, 2013 at 4:07 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Lemonvariable72 - November 18, 2013 at 3:04 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by WesOlsen - November 7, 2013 at 3:36 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by catfish - November 7, 2013 at 3:47 pm

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RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - November 12, 2013 at 10:33 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - November 13, 2013 at 5:35 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Esquilax - November 13, 2013 at 6:02 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by pocaracas - November 13, 2013 at 9:46 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - November 19, 2013 at 1:55 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - November 20, 2013 at 4:31 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Zen Badger - November 13, 2013 at 5:55 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - November 19, 2013 at 1:20 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Esquilax - November 19, 2013 at 2:47 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by KichigaiNeko - November 13, 2013 at 5:56 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Mister Agenda - November 13, 2013 at 5:25 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by CapnAwesome - November 14, 2013 at 12:43 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - November 20, 2013 at 7:44 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - November 20, 2013 at 8:41 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - November 20, 2013 at 10:19 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - November 22, 2013 at 2:07 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - November 22, 2013 at 10:53 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - November 22, 2013 at 10:09 pm

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RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - November 29, 2013 at 3:19 am

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RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MitchBenn - November 20, 2013 at 9:35 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Statler Waldorf - November 21, 2013 at 5:51 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Whateverist - November 21, 2013 at 6:36 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - November 21, 2013 at 3:27 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - November 21, 2013 at 6:46 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Statler Waldorf - November 22, 2013 at 7:13 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Whateverist - November 24, 2013 at 8:32 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - November 22, 2013 at 6:06 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - November 22, 2013 at 7:45 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Statler Waldorf - November 22, 2013 at 8:05 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - November 24, 2013 at 12:20 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by repentsinners - November 24, 2013 at 11:49 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by downbeatplumb - November 24, 2013 at 1:26 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by pocaracas - November 24, 2013 at 2:09 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Lemonvariable72 - November 24, 2013 at 4:20 pm

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RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Yahweh - November 24, 2013 at 3:19 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - November 24, 2013 at 3:28 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Yahweh - November 24, 2013 at 3:37 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Statler Waldorf - November 26, 2013 at 3:11 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Mister Agenda - November 26, 2013 at 4:27 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Statler Waldorf - November 26, 2013 at 5:31 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - November 26, 2013 at 9:28 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by WesOlsen - November 27, 2013 at 8:10 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by WesOlsen - November 27, 2013 at 10:45 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by WesOlsen - November 29, 2013 at 4:15 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - November 29, 2013 at 4:43 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by houseofcantor - November 29, 2013 at 5:55 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by WesOlsen - November 29, 2013 at 7:11 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - November 29, 2013 at 10:49 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - November 29, 2013 at 5:58 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - November 29, 2013 at 9:55 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - December 3, 2013 at 12:26 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - December 3, 2013 at 12:54 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - December 3, 2013 at 1:04 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - December 3, 2013 at 1:44 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - December 3, 2013 at 3:03 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - December 3, 2013 at 3:34 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - December 3, 2013 at 4:04 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - December 3, 2013 at 8:37 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - December 4, 2013 at 9:51 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - December 5, 2013 at 10:40 am

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - December 5, 2013 at 3:58 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - December 5, 2013 at 5:08 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - December 5, 2013 at 11:50 pm

RE: Terrible Atheist Argument #1 - by MindForgedManacle - December 7, 2013 at 6:20 pm

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