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How did the myth of Jesus' resurrection originate?

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How did the myth of Jesus' resurrection originate?
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RE: How did the myth of Jesus' resurrection originate?
November 13, 2013 at 6:27 am (This post was last modified: November 13, 2013 at 6:44 am by Marvin.)
There was this guy Bob, he ran a business called Cosy Caves, "a lovely place for your loved ones to while away their dead years". He used to sell a cave to the grieving/jolly bereaved, entomb the dead guy, seal it up, wait a week, dump the body and resell the tomb.

Occasionally someone would say hey, that's the cave you put uncle Gary in last month.
It's a miracle, he has arisen from the dead!

It's easy to imagine what happened after that.
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How did the myth of Jesus' resurrection originate?

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RE: How did the myth of Jesus' resurrection originate? - by Marvin - November 13, 2013 at 6:27 am
RE: How did the myth of Jesus' resurrection originate? - by Ksa - December 15, 2013 at 11:30 pm
RE: How did the myth of Jesus' resurrection originate? - by Ksa - December 15, 2013 at 11:51 pm
RE: How did the myth of Jesus' resurrection originate? - by Ksa - December 16, 2013 at 10:27 am

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