Quote:Man, don't you hate it when you're just minding your own business and a live eel crawls up your trouser leg and slithers into your anus? That's one theory anyway as to how an eel ended up needing to be removed from a Guangdong man's intestines, as he swears he has no idea how it came to be there.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.