My wife's aunt is an ER nurse and one day a guy came in with a foam swimming pool noodle jammed in his anus. He claimed that he jumped off the diving board and landed on the noodle which wedged it up his butt.
But you know, those things are pretty large in diameter (even the small ones), so kudos for even getting something like that inserted into your rectum.
But you know, those things are pretty large in diameter (even the small ones), so kudos for even getting something like that inserted into your rectum.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.