Nobody need worry, this moderator won't be swayed either way from his duties. He can be bought, however; I recommend sexual favours, though money might work just as well.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'




