People here are insulting me.

[Whateverist]

Were you drunk when you posted that?

I don't think that I was not far from not being drunk, though I negate not being far from the opposite of being sober, while not fully admitting that I could or could not be entirely unsure of the truth or false response.

...but maybe, and maybe not.

A gentleman would never ask a lady such a question. So long as she doesn't actively object, he should just do her.

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Nah, I probably can't do that at least until I retire. Then watch out.

if anyone ever develops body part recognition software, I'm screwed
Is this why you wont until you retire?

I haven't been too careful to hide my tracks lets say. I prefer to think I don't have anything to hide, but even more to the point I doubt I have the savvy to hide it anyhow. Better to assume that everything is traceable back to me.

I wouldn't want to be responsible for the years of therapy necessary to expunge the image of one's math teacher's digit. Not to mention the awkward meetings with their parents.

I don't mind my opinions and sense of humor being on display. But I'd prefer not to deprive you of whatever fantasy you may be nursing regarding my equipment. Perhaps I'll have a coming out party when I retire, no more than three more years.