Insatiable Flirt

[Rev. Rye]

I'm not really much of a flirt, partly because of my lack of social skills, and partly because of the fact that women's feet are the part of their body I'm most likely to like, and women tend to be very uneasy about that sort of thing.

But, strangely, I had a theatre teacher who flirted constantly with everyone. For instance, she said we should see three theatrical productions for the semester. One student asked if opera counted towards that total, and she said "I'll give you extra credit if you take me." She was in her twenties, but was small enough to easily pass for a grade-schooler. To make it even more surreal, she constantly mentioned that she was Jewish, even when there was no reason to bring it up. For what it's worth, she was apparently married and still flirted with her students. So, basically, she was a little bundle of "What the Hell." She only lasted about a year in my school, although she apparently decided to quit because the drive to Niles was too much for her.