Convert to Islam then, if you marry her, you can beat her with a stick...apparently whenever you like.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...stick.html
Hardly seems worth it. Giving up bacon alone would doom the deal for me.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...stick.html
Quote:An Islamic 'marriage guide' book has sparked outrage - by advising men on the best ways to beat their wives.
A Gift For Muslim Couple tells husbands that they should beat their wives with 'hand or stick or pull her by the ears'.
Hardly seems worth it. Giving up bacon alone would doom the deal for me.