The question that makes fundies hostile

[Whateverist]

My kids, my mom, my dad, my sister, my brother... none of which I own.

...So i would be free to take one of YOUR Kids if they are willing to get into my van and help me look for my lost puppy?

Gee, about a trillion neural connections more and you may yet reach consciousness. I don't think you have to be stupid to be a Christian, but I'm beginning to think the effort to make sense of the bible can cost you brain cells.

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God did not endorse slavery by issuing rules about to minimize the injustice. Passing out condoms to teenagers is not an endorsement of premarital sex. It mitigates against the potential danger of a moment of weakness.

But why then make a flat out commandment against sleeping around when that too is common as dirt? What is it about promiscuity that calls for the absolute no, while owning another human being just gets the injunction to take good care of it?

Edit: Not "good" care really, just enough care to cover your ass if the poor thing expires from a beating that goes just a little too far.