You know, I can quite genuinely believe that's an actual child's letter! I can't remember where I heard it, QI or something probably, but someone said they heard a couple of kids talking in the street; one of them said something to which the other one actually replied with "Lol"!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
