Theists, are you immune to being decieved?

[Esquilax]

So you take the most symbol laden book and take it literally. You must be a total idiot.

So, does anybody remember that episode of South Park where the kids wrote a book made of nothing but awful, disgusting material, merely for the sake of doing so, and all the adults took it to be some amazing masterpiece just by reading too much into it, when in actuality there was nothing deep or meaningful there?

Yeah, whenever a christian baselessly asserts that there's a whole bunch of symbolism in his magic book, I'm reminded of that episode.