God is timeless

[Rational AKD]

And it's entirely speculation because nobody has evidence that any of these god thingys even exist!

Hence mental masturbation. It's the same as saying "Suppose X exists. Let's invent all the attributes that X must have!"

So you'll forgive us for not caring about all the superfluous attributes of something that doesn't have any evidence it's even there to have superfluous attributes.

postulating possibilities and implications of those possibilities is important to philosophy. whether you think it's useful or not is irrelevant. I posted the vids to answer the OP, not to prove the existence of God and the vids successfully answer his question without diverting or bringing up meaningless analogies.