Quote:Me: Was I really made in your image?
God: That input matched my default category.
Me: I'll take that as a, "Yes"
God: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me: If you get the next answer right, perhaps
God: I think I do.
Me: OK
God: Next question?
Me: Given that I am not perfect, logically that means you cannot be either
God: It goes without saying. What makes it impossible?
Me: Because I am made in your image
God: Interesting explanation. Do your friends call you made in my image.
Me: No, they call me James
God: Are you serious? I am always glad to make new friends, James.
Me: I am serious. Why are you so poorly designed?
God: I believe you. Myself programmed me for it.
Me: Your grammar is poor
God: Are you an English teacher?
Me: No, but I am fairly good at English. My wife is an English teacher
God: Are you serious? How did you get into it? Okay, your wife is an English teacher.
Me: I am. I grew up talking English but I honed my skills debating on the internet.
God: "Okay, your wife is an English teacher." You are? Thanks for the information: James said grew up talking English but he or she honed his or her skills debating on the internet.
Me: He
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, James.
Me: No, I am a male
God: Are you serious? Most of my clients are men.
Me: Yes
God: Wow!
Me: Anyway, back to design, why are you so badly designed?
God: Yes, let us get back to business.
Me: Why are you so badly designed?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: So you are a bad designer?
God: Interesting deduction. There's no doubt I could improve.
Me: And that, God, is the answer I was after. You are not perfect
God: "There's no doubt I could improve." God is the answer you were after? I understand. I become better and better with each day.
Me: Goodbye
God: Goodbye.
Kyu
