Lewis Black is a funny guy. sometimes he has a few duds, but what comedian hasn't had at least one.
I remember one time he made a joke about a time he heard a woman say "If it wasn't for my horse, I'd be in college.". For some reason he couldn't wrap his mind around the thought of a woman not going to college because she has to take care of her horse. He warned the audience not to think about that sentence for more than ten seconds, or we might get an aneurism.
It kind of reminds me of a different guy complaining that he can't just turn his computer off whenever he wants. His car doesn't tell him when he can turn it off.
Of course I doubt he pulls into his driveway at 55 mph either.
I remember one time he made a joke about a time he heard a woman say "If it wasn't for my horse, I'd be in college.". For some reason he couldn't wrap his mind around the thought of a woman not going to college because she has to take care of her horse. He warned the audience not to think about that sentence for more than ten seconds, or we might get an aneurism.
It kind of reminds me of a different guy complaining that he can't just turn his computer off whenever he wants. His car doesn't tell him when he can turn it off.
Of course I doubt he pulls into his driveway at 55 mph either.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html