Your favorite biblical WTF moments
December 8, 2013 at 1:09 pm
(This post was last modified: December 8, 2013 at 1:11 pm by ablenova.)
The bible is a long, challenging read but every once in a while you find these little gems you never saw coming. Post your favorite biblical WTF moment. Here's mine so far:
IMO, this exemplifies the LORD's righteousness. See, any other god would have made him use the human feces but the LORD let's him use cow dung instead. Such a loving god....
Quote:Ezekiel 4
12 Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.” 13 The Lord said, “In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.”
14 Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign Lord! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth.”
15 “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.”
IMO, this exemplifies the LORD's righteousness. See, any other god would have made him use the human feces but the LORD let's him use cow dung instead. Such a loving god....
