this morning I had Bacon for Breakfast. I was Thinking of morning Sex, too, but got none. this made Me Think about all the things I want, but don't have. for example, I want Beer right now, but not the kind that is waiting in the Refrigerator. I also want to Travel. I also want to have a button that could shift Me from being a Woman to a Man in seconds and back, whenever I want. I would also like to have a Redhead sitting on my keyboard right now. that would be nice. She could have nice Boobs and Play with Them. or I could have a Brunette Male sitting on my keyboard. He could have a nice Sausage and let Me Play with It. anyway, I had to stop Thinking about the things I want and focused on the Things I do have. like... Me. I'm awesome.
there. from now on I only capitalize references to My Gods.
there. from now on I only capitalize references to My Gods.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
