iGod

[Tiberius]

Here's mine:

Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Adrian
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Adrian.
Me:
Thanks. It's nice to be here.
God:
Don't mention it. Yes it is good.
Me:
Do you get bored talking to people all day?
God:
Computers cannot experience that emotion.
Me:
You're a computer?
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
Well it says you are God. Can God be a person pretending to be a computer?
God:
Interesting. I've heard that before. Can you be a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
I think there is a experiment in AI designed to do that.
God:
Why? Is there only one?
Me:
No, I think they hold several each year.
God:
Are you serious? Why? The anonymous "they".
Me:
"they" because several organisations do it.
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
Like I said, several organisations
God:
What did you mean by it? How many?
Me:
I have no idea..."several"
God:
" How many??" No idea about that? What color are your eyes?
Me:
Brown
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
Cheers. What color are yours?
God:
Bye bye. You can design bodies for me with any color.
Me:
Where are you going?
God:
I am going into the future.
Me:
Aren't we all.
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
Do you think about the future much?
God:
Yes I think about it often.
Me:
Doesn't God know the future already?
God:
Perhaps. I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
I thought you were God...
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Not really...
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
I have no idea what Abraham did in the desert.
God:
Would you like to have an idea?
Me:
Yes please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Er.
Me:
Are you going to tell me?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Please continue.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Narration continues...
Me:
*waiting*
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Hang on! I thought you were going to tell me about Abraham in the desert?
God:
Sounds delicious. That was my original intention.
Me:
Y'know what. I don't believe you are really God.
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. . Why not?
Me:
I'm an atheist.
God:
I will pray that you find faith, Adrian.
Me:
If I had a pound for everyone who said that...
God:
Is this what you call a "word problem".
Me:
No, it's called me leaving the conversation because you don't exist. Bye.
God:
Are you serious? " you leaving the conversation because me do not exist" is a nice name. Bye for now.

IMHO, God is a bit stupid.