I need a volunteer

[Angrboda]

Did you know a puppy's ears are in its legs?

I've run dozens of experiments which involve sawing off the puppy's legs - not always the same puppy - then taking it to the park and shouting "here, boy!" Every single time, without exception, the puppy stays exactly where I put it. Clearly it loses the ability to hear.

By the way, completely unrelated but anyone know where I can get some cheap puppies?

I'm a cheap puppy, and you can have me.

*bowwow*