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Japanese Jesus

Poll: Did Jesus Christ live and die in Japan?
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Sure, why not? Anything's possible.
15.38%
 4 15.38%
No way. My Lord and Savior died to save me from God.
3.85%
 1 3.85%
Absolutely. The Tooth Fairy is buried in the next plot.
26.92%
 7 26.92%
Whatever. I like to party.
53.85%
 14 53.85%
Total 26 vote(s) 100%
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Japanese Jesus
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RE: Japanese Jesus
December 18, 2013 at 11:24 pm (This post was last modified: December 18, 2013 at 11:26 pm by Napoléon.)
Lol this is fucking priceless!

Quote:To escape persecution, Jesus fled back to the promised land of Japan with two keepsakes: one of his sibling’s ears and a lock of the Virgin Mary’s hair. He trekked across the frozen wilderness of Siberia to Alaska, a journey of four years, 6,000 miles and innumerable privations. This alternative Second Coming ended after he sailed to Hachinohe, an ox-cart ride from Shingo.

And it's still just as believable if not more so. ROFLOL
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Messages In This Thread
Japanese Jesus - by Cinjin - December 18, 2013 at 11:17 pm
RE: Japanese Jesus - by Napoléon - December 18, 2013 at 11:24 pm
RE: Japanese Jesus - by Esquilax - December 19, 2013 at 2:26 am
RE: Japanese Jesus - by Angrboda - December 19, 2013 at 3:33 am
RE: Japanese Jesus - by Fidel_Castronaut - December 19, 2013 at 9:13 am
RE: Japanese Jesus - by Bob Kelso - December 20, 2013 at 11:09 pm
RE: Japanese Jesus - by MindForgedManacle - December 19, 2013 at 3:37 am
RE: Japanese Jesus - by max-greece - December 19, 2013 at 5:04 am
RE: Japanese Jesus - by Captain Colostomy - December 19, 2013 at 8:20 am
RE: Japanese Jesus - by TaraJo - December 19, 2013 at 9:11 am
RE: Japanese Jesus - by Doubting Thomas - December 19, 2013 at 1:27 pm
RE: Japanese Jesus - by Bad Writer - December 19, 2013 at 1:34 pm
RE: Japanese Jesus - by StoryBook - December 20, 2013 at 8:51 pm
RE: Japanese Jesus - by Psykhronic - December 20, 2013 at 8:56 pm
RE: Japanese Jesus - by Minimalist - December 20, 2013 at 9:31 pm
RE: Japanese Jesus - by Drich - December 20, 2013 at 11:13 pm
RE: Japanese Jesus - by Esquilax - December 21, 2013 at 10:25 am

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