A bit of correlation.....
Bacon makes you live longer.
Muslims don't eat eat bacon.
Muslims don't live as long, generally because they've exploded.
Therefore, if Muslims ate bacon they would live longer(and probably be a metric fuck ton more cheerful).
Science wins again
Bacon makes you live longer.
Muslims don't eat eat bacon.
Muslims don't live as long, generally because they've exploded.
Therefore, if Muslims ate bacon they would live longer(and probably be a metric fuck ton more cheerful).
Science wins again

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