I need a volunteer

[Fidel_Castronaut]

............someone pretending to be a nurse would have more medical knowledge than what you've displayed on here

Actually i heal an old man from MRSA when the doctors with their antibiotics couldn't and i prevent his leg from being amputated.

LIAR.

A herpedy derpedy doop! A herpda derpa!

You're more likely to retard someone's brain than heal someone who has contracted MRSA. You're a cunt for even saying something so pathetically deluded you twat. I'd say provide evidence but I know you have no idea how to form a coherent sentence so I'll just conclude it's another lie.

Now, I'm not saying definitively that you're not a nurse. What I am saying is that I don't believe you. I don't know that you're not, I just don't believe you because you're batshit insane it's all.

When you are not 100% sure you should say........I DON'T THINK THAT YOU ARE.
When you say ........YOU ARE NOT...then you automatically should have some evidence to back up you statement.
In other words you are either a braggart or a boaster.
Certainly not someone with extraordinary mental powers.

A HERPY DERP! Derpedy derpedy DERP!

When you say anything you should automatically butt sechs! But more to the point, when compared to someone so intellectually inferior (such as you), nobody here has to boast about anything. We just need to turn up and we automatically cast a shadow over you and your insanity.

Also, LOL. Because if your insanity I don't know of you're being serious or not when you say an illusionist from Sheffield can read minds or not, but he can't.

Actually Dynamo is from Bradford.
Anyway are you saying that an illusionist can transform coca into orange juice and orange juice into coca or he can disappear?

Yeah you make no fucking sense even when you're not being a deluded cock jockey. Dynamo is just an illusionist. It's all a trick, he's not actually fucking magic you dumb cunt.

Is this you, rick?



Like you know where the fuck Bradford is you simpleton, heh.

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In fact, just to add to the above, I think it's pretty clear that rick needs to be committed as a potentially massive danger to his 'patients' (assuming he's not lying, which I guess he probably is).

Someone who claims that they can 'cure' someone of MRSA when (I presume) all known antibiotic treatments have failed is quite clearly a very dangerous and deluded individual.

I think rick lives in Australia? If anyone comes across a nurse who can't speak properly and thinks he's a god, please call the police.