(December 19, 2013 at 8:55 am)Zen Badger Wrote: A bit of correlation.....
Bacon makes you live longer.
Muslims don't eat eat bacon.
Muslims don't live as long, generally because they've exploded.
Therefore, if Muslims ate bacon they would live longer(and probably be a metric fuck ton more cheerful).
Science wins again
They wouldn't be so eager to kill themselves if they'd had bacon.
They suffer from a bacon deficiency.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.