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Why would God?
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RE: Why would God?
(December 23, 2013 at 3:14 pm)max-greece Wrote: Except that when The devil was thrown out of heaven a full 1/3rd of the angels went with him.

And remember that many of them were condemned for using their god-given ability to transform their spirit forms into fully-functioning human bodies with working reproductive organs so that they could get it on with the women they saw dow-- AW YEAH EARTH WOMEN TAKE A BOW. COME ON, TAKE A GODDAMN BOW. YOU ARE THE HOTTEST PIECES OF ASS IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE! ANGELS GAVE UP THE COMPANY OF GOD FOR SOME EARTH GIRL PUSSY!!! THAT'S RIGHT, WHOSE THE BADDEST MOMMA IN THE GALAXY? YOU ARE!!!

Oh, right. To add to the list of questions: why are all angels male? Why did they have working reproductive organs? And why did god make Earth women so hot that angels would bail on him for a fucking booty call?

I say again... TAKE A BOW, EARTH CHICKS.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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